Team McCann Release New Madeleine Suspect Photo

Seeded on Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:29 PM EST (Daily Squib)

PRAIA DA LUZ - Portugal - Team McCann's McSpinner publicist, Clarence Mitchell, has released another sketch of the Madeleine suspect.

mccann, odd-news, mitchell, sketch, clarence, madeleine

Britney Spears Paparazzi Orgy Shock

Seeded on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:05 PM EST (Daily Squib)

Adnan's success with bedding Britney has opened the floodgates for a debauched paparazzi orgy LA has never seen before.

spears, britney, paparazzi, adnan, ghalib

Dangerous Scatologist Cult to Take Over World

Seeded on Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:20 AM EST (Daily Squib)

LOS ANGELES - CA - A dangerous Scatologist cult headed by actor Tom Cruise is plotting to take over the world, a leaked video reveals.

odd-news, tom-cruise, cult, scientology, mind-control, jonestown, brain-washing, l-ron-hubbard

London Voted Best World City for Quality of Life

Seeded on Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:53 AM EST (Daily Squib)

Ken Livingstone, the London Mayor and Gordon Brown, Prime Minister have commissioned a think tank to conduct a study on London's high standing world status.

london, world-news, gordon-brown, ken-livingstone, red-ken

Bush Running for Third Term

Seeded on Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:40 AM EST (Daily Squib)

A fellow candidate had this to say about George W Bush: "That kid may be the stupidest son of a bitch I've ever seen, but damn he can run!"

campaign, 2008, odd-news, george-w-bush, dubya, caucus, gump

Fall Guy Barak Obama Ushered Into Presidency

Seeded on Mon Jan 7, 2008 4:20 PM EST (Daily Squib)

Obama is being instated to take the fall for George W Bush's disastrous tenure as President.

politics, gop, fox-news, barak-obama, george-w-bush-elections

World Record for Most Emergency Workers at One Incident Broken

Seeded on Fri Jan 4, 2008 11:24 AM EST (Daily Squib)

LOS ANGELES - CA - The Guinness World Record for the most Emergency workers to attend a single incident was set last night in the Hollywood Hills near Studio City.

entertainment, custody, drugs, hospital, britney-spears, paramedics

Unfit Britons to Lose NHS Care

Seeded on Tue Jan 1, 2008 12:12 PM EST (Daily Squib)

Obese people, smokers and alcoholics will all be refused treatment under the new NHS guidelines.

health, obesity, guidelines, government, orders, gordon-brown, labour, nhs, alcoholics, smokers

Paris Hilton : Bag Lady Who Wears Prada

Seeded on Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:39 PM EST (Daily Squib)

LOS ANGELES - CA - After the Daily Squib broke the story about Paris Hilton losing her $50 million inheritance back in July 2007 the story has resurfaced again.

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Paris Hilton $50 Million Inheritance Axed

Seeded on Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:29 PM EST (Daily Squib)

The Daily Squib broke this story in July 2007

entertainment, paris-hilton, barron, lose-inheritance

Blair Converts to Catholicism

Seeded on Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:04 AM EST (Daily Squib)

Catholic sources said Mr Blair attended confession in the days leading up to his reception into the church, in order to seek pardon for his sins.

religion, pope, tony-blair, catholic-church, convert, sins, confess

Heather Mills to Open Giant Rat Milk Farm in UK

Seeded on Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:06 PM EST (Daily Squib)

JAKARTA - Indonesia - Eco-warrior Heather Mills McCartney is to open a giant rat milk farm in the UK next year.

odd-news, paul-mccartney, heather-mills, rat-milk

Comrade Brown: All Fuel Protests Will be Crushed!

Seeded on Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:19 AM EST ()

More UK fuel protests thanks to huge tax hikes.

tax, fuel, protests, world-news, uk, increases, gordon-brown, hikes

Dumb Britain

Seeded on Wed Dec 5, 2007 7:29 AM EST (Daily Squib)

Is Britain reaching the same education level as America?

britain, america, usa, education, uk, stupid, labour, dumb, low-intelligence

Comrade Brown to Increase Fuel Tax Again

Seeded on Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:33 PM EST (Daily Squib)

LONDON - England - After increasing fuel duty by 2p in October, supreme unelected comrade, Gordon Brown, is awarding proles another 3p increase in fuel tax as an early festive gift before state holidays in December.

oil, tax, gas, fuel, price, poverty, gordon, government, revenue, brown

Lady Mucca Heather Mills Running Around in Circles

Seeded on Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:31 AM EDT (Daily Squib)

LONDON - England - Heather Mills is aiming to put her best foot forward and make Paul McCartney stump up more cash for their divorce in the High Courts.

entertainment, divorce, paul-mccartney, beatles, abbey-road, heather-mills

Labour Government to Ban Guns in UK

Seeded on Thu Oct 11, 2007 8:48 AM EDT (Daily Squib)

LONDON - England - Home Secretary Jacqui Smith today announced a new law to ban dangerous handguns and machine guns in the UK.

crime, gun, government, world-news, labour, jacqui-smith, british-gun-crime

New Study Reveals Junk Food Bad for You

Seeded on Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:48 PM EDT (Daily Squib)

ccording to a new study by an independent research group, 'junk food' is not good for you.

health, research, junk-food, scientists, labour-government

Only Five Pupils Fail to Gain 'A Grades' in UK A-Levels

Seeded on Sat Aug 25, 2007 11:18 AM EDT (Daily Squib)

"Never before have we seen such amazing intelligence and it is all down to the Labour commitment to education. Young people in the UK are achieving even higher grades than anywhere in the world or at any time in the history of education."

education, false, gordon-brown, a-level, labour-government, a-levels, a-grade

Pete Doherty Angry over Winehouse Media Blitz

Seeded on Fri Aug 17, 2007 8:11 AM EDT (Daily Squib)

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side".

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